ATTN WORLD: I Don't Want a Kindle

Why? Because they're ugly and pricey. And if you're going to make books electronic, then just use your laptop to read them on. Or your phone. If neither of those is an option, then just use paper. True, you're killing trees; however, since the Kindle uses electricity, you're polluting the planet one electronic page at a time. Unless we all start using solar power or something (unlikely any time soon).